Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Hello there! (Χαλόου δεαρ)

Many thanks to Mr. T. Mason from somewhere in England (are you for real Mr. Mason??) who is apparently reading this blog by translating my Greek into English. (τον φτωχό τον άνθρωπο, φαντάσου πόσο τον εσαντάνωσα).

I can’t help but wonder how on earth some of my posts translate into English AND manage to make sense.

Mr. Mason, you must be a very patient man. Even I can’t make sense of my writings sometimes.

It is now confirmed. My blog is being watched by foreign super powers. I am controlled by said super powers who want to destroy my country and turn it into a giant golf course for senile retirees.

To super powers who want to harm my country:
Where is the damn cheque??? I am still waiting!!!

(Mr. Mason I am joking, come back!)

If you have any trouble understanding any of this (believe me, even Greek speakers do –with the ideas mainly, not the language-) send me an email and I can translate for you. Manually. The old fashioned way.

Have a lovely day.

And in Greek: Χαβ α λαβλι ντει

12 Comments:

At 06 June, 2007 14:06, Blogger Chryso said...

Χουέαρ ις δε λινκ;!!! Γούι καννότ αντερστάντ χουάτ γιου αρ τάκκινγ αμπάουτ!!!

 
At 06 June, 2007 14:43, Blogger Nobody said...

Ήμουν σίγουρη ότι κάποια μέρα θα έφτανες ψηλά!
Όταν μεγαλώσω θέλω να σου μειάσω.

 
At 06 June, 2007 14:47, Blogger Demetris said...

Palio-Masonoi....

 
At 06 June, 2007 14:51, Anonymous mrs_zisi said...

drakouna zoume me pulitzer na se doume!

 
At 06 June, 2007 19:57, Blogger YO!Reeka's said...

mason ή jason?? (βλ. παρασκευή και 13)

 
At 06 June, 2007 20:09, Blogger APOTINEDRA said...

Drakouna....international!!

 
At 06 June, 2007 20:35, Blogger Aceras Anthropophorum said...

Φαντάσου αν ιθκιαβάζει τζαι τα κκόμεντς τι θα του φκάλλει ο μεταφραστής με τα χωρκάτικα (μηλώ για την κυπριακήν διάλεχτον)

 
At 07 June, 2007 09:03, Anonymous Τανίλα said...

Kαλλά, αλλά να πλένετε καλά τα μπαστούνια. Ξέρετε που ήταν πριν;
(πολύ σεξουαλικό αυτό το άθλημα τελικά: "μπαστούνια", "τρύπες", "μπαλάκια" .....)

 
At 05 November, 2007 03:49, Blogger appomenos said...

εισαι τελεια. !

 
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