Hello there! (Χαλόου δεαρ)

Many thanks to Mr. T. Mason from somewhere in England (are you for real Mr. Mason??) who is apparently reading this blog by translating my Greek into English. (τον φτωχό τον άνθρωπο, φαντάσου πόσο τον εσαντάνωσα).

I can’t help but wonder how on earth some of my posts translate into English AND manage to make sense.

Mr. Mason, you must be a very patient man. Even I can’t make sense of my writings sometimes.

It is now confirmed. My blog is being watched by foreign super powers. I am controlled by said super powers who want to destroy my country and turn it into a giant golf course for senile retirees.

To super powers who want to harm my country:

Where is the damn cheque??? I am still waiting!!!

(Mr. Mason I am joking, come back!)

If you have any trouble understanding any of this (believe me, even Greek speakers do –with the ideas mainly, not the language-) send me an email and I can translate for you. Manually. The old fashioned way.

Have a lovely day.

And in Greek: Χαβ α λαβλι ντει