Ευχαριστώ μάμμα που με έστειλες να μάθω ξένες γλώσσες καλά

Έτο πάλε.

Εν επείστηκες ότι ο Alexander Downer έκαμε δηλώσεις και αμφισβήτησε τα κυριαρχικά δικαιώματα της Κύπρου (η νέα φράση που έμαθες this month) και imish να μεσολαβήσει ο ΟΗΕ και αχ βαχ να τραβούν ούλλοι τα βυζιά τους ότι ανακατώθηκε τζιαμέ που δεν τον σπέρνουν και τι να σημαίνει άραγε μουμπλε μουμπλε, έτον πάλε τον ύποπτο τύπο που την Αυστραλία….

Εγώ πείστηκα. Και είπα πουμέσα μου «ρε γαμώτο, κατάφεραν να θκιώξουν τα τουρκικά πλοία, να έχουν αγγλικά, αμερικανικά, ισραηλινά whatever πλοία στην περιοχή και έρχεται ο ΟΗΕ να ανακατωθεί?»

Αντιγράφω που το transcript που ρωτήθηκε το επίμαχο πράμα ο Downer και τι απάντησε ο φτωχός (τα υπογραμμισμένα είναι το επίμαχο σημείο).

Question:  I’ve got three questions which I’ll try to roll them into one…Is the UN offering to mediate in any way [inaudible]?  The second one is, in terms of natural resources, you said it would be the responsibility of the federal government; has there been an understanding on how to apportion the revenues?...

Mr. Downer:  No, the federal government would have to work that out…and what to do with the revenue.  That’s something that the federal government, somewhere off into the future would have to deal with.

Question:  My last one is what was the atmosphere like today?

Mr. Downer:  Today was workmanlike, friendly.  It was, well I think the atmosphere I’d describe is typical, which is workmanlike and friendly.  They get on well personally.  We have a break for lunch; they amiably talk about other issues over lunch.  But, your first question was about the UN and what it would do in relation to this.  If the two sides came together and asked us to play some sort of mediating role the Secretary-General would have a look at that and we’d discuss it and look at what we could do.  But the two sides would have to come to us; we’re not trying to impose ourselves on them.  I think our position is pretty clear.  We really want these talks to succeed, we’re putting our main effort into making sure these talks do succeed, and in the meantime we hope the two sides, the various sides, will act with due restraint, that everybody will act with due restraint to ensure that in no way this issue derails these talks.  Now, so far so good. 

As I said already, in terms of any role for the United Nations, that is something we would think about in the context of us being asked by the two sides to play a role.  If we were asked by the two sides to play a role, we’d refer that to the Secretary-General and the Secretary-General would make a decision about that.  But that hasn’t happened yet. 

Φαντάσου τι ράδιο αρβύλα θα πέσει που τη Νέα Υόρκη όταν θα πάει να κάμει συνομιλίες ο Πρόεδρος next month και θα έρχονται οι ανταποκρίσεις των δημοσιογράφων που θα πάνε να κάνουν διακοπ… sorry, τη δουλειά τους στο Big Apple. Έχει άραγε ο ΟΗΕ live streaming να γλιτώσουμε που την «ενημέρωση» τους?