Monday, July 06, 2009

Στην Ουρά

Στο Sex and the City έχει ένα επεισόδιο που η Carrie (την περίοδο που βγαίνει με εκείνο το συγγραφέα what’s his name δεν θυμούμαι) διαβάζει το βιβλίο του για να του πει σχόλια. Του λέει ότι είναι καλό αλλά έχει μικρές ανακρίβειες μέσα που το χαλούν. Για παράδειγμα, καμιά γυναίκα New Yorker δεν θα κυκλοφορούσε με λαστιχάκι στα μαλλιά και του το αποδεικνύει.

Νομίζω μου συνέβηκε το equivalent στο κυπριακό του.

«Κοντέφκει η σειρά μας?»
«Ναι…»
«Βλέπεις το ζευγάρι?»
«Ναι.»
«Πως είναι?»
«Χαριτωμένοι. Η νύφη ειδικά είναι γλυκύτατη. Εν ξένη έννεν?»
«Εγγλέζα. Νομίζω εγνωριστήκαν στις σπουδές.»
«Μάνα μου τη ρε. Τζιαι δέχτηκεν να σταθεί τόσες ώρες να τη χαιρετούν?»
«Άμα θα ξεχρέωνες το σπίτι στο Plymouth με τα φακελλάκια που έννα πιάσεις, ήταν να στέκεσαι τζιαι εσύ.»
«Σωστά.»
«Πάντως εν δείχνει typical Εγγλέζα. Θα μπορούσε να περάσει τζιαι για Κυπραία.»
«….Εεεε… Όι δεν θα μπορούσε…»
«Γιατί?»
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(ούτε καν λουράκια στο λαιμό, σουτιέν λαλώ σου!)

31 Comments:

At 06 July, 2009 09:46, Blogger Sourkouna said...

omg!!Οντως σιγα μην πηγαινε ετσι η Κυπραια lol

 
At 06 July, 2009 11:02, Anonymous Constantia said...

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At 06 July, 2009 11:05, Blogger DaisyCrazy said...

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At 06 July, 2009 12:58, Blogger YO!Reeka's said...

χε χε χε δεν ξέρουν αυτές από ήλιο! (μπορώ να πω κι άλλα γραφικά, του στυλ "όταν εμείς κάναμε παρθενώνες κλπ")

 
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